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2019-07-18 03:33 pm

itt: cats are bad at reintigration

[You see, communal hot springs--onsen--were actually probably not very common when Yvon was last outside the shitty cat dimension. Sure, there were some at natural springs, but remote, and in nightkin territories.

Nowadays, well. Nowadays they can make them with magic. And the royal palace has a truly opulent and completely ridiculous set of them, and it's hot and miserable today, so the helpful cat attendant he was handed said, look, he has a right to use them, and the other people who would have are...busy, why not show him one?

The fact that he was then handed to his half-sister to be properly clothed is because Xifeng is the shittiest cat and knows Naeva will be happy to get her eldest brother out from underfoot and asking questions so she can then go convince Lucien the king doesn't need to wear pants.

Sorry, Yvon, you have the shittiest cat.]